[spoken distractedly, he managed to come back here in his sleep again. Great.]

I wonder if there are any humans left here...

[tosses a cylindrical object (an E-tank, yes that kind) down the hall and into a trashcan, utterly bored out of her mind ( Read more... )

I'm boooooooooored. *He whines to no one, lying in the middle of a hallway in soaked clothing. It only makes sense though. He's been in that damn fountain for how long now? You can only splash around for so long before it gets old, especially with a lack of non-mermaid fish in the fountain. Nobody's even polluting anything, so he doesn't have an ( Read more... )

*This is a Crash. He's sitting by a huge hole in the floor, staring up at the ceiling and sucking at one of those lovely spiked E-tanks from a hole punched in the can's side. Someone forgot that hands work better than drills for picking stuff up. The liquid energy is dribbling down his chin a little, but he doesn't seem to notice or mind.

After a ( Read more... )

Okaaaaay, I'm pretty sure that this isn't where the airship was supposed to drop us off. ... In fact, where'd the airship even go? They can't just ditch us in the middle of a mission for the fees they're charging!

Forget where the AIRSHIP is! Where the heck are WE, Ashe?! This isn't the time to be worried about your booty!

I guess so... Well, it ( Read more... )

...

LOCATION INDETERMINABLE.

OPERATION: RECONNAISSANCE.

REQUEST. PLEASE STATE THE NAME OF THIS LOCATION.

NOT ANSWERING WILL COME UNDER PENALTY OF DESTRUCTION.

[looking over the landscape, oh yeah we're totally lost. Is gripping Model F in her hand.]

You have got to be kidding.
Was there some kind of screw up when I was teleporting ... bah, to hell with it.

Oi, somebody better come explain what's going on here!